Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
This is classic penis vs brain.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
