after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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