We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
why is half of my head shaved?
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