I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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