It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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