guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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