You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
