Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I wish i was in the wii world.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I just gargled with NyQuil
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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