Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Green mimosas i think yes
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Randomize