Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
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