I wish my penis had an off switch
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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