So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Randomize
