i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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