Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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