Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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