My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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