I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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