david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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