You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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