Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
only if we run a train.
done.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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