Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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