He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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