my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
FUCK WHALES
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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