I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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