that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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