Sponge bath it is.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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