If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
i've created a new STD.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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