I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I just found puke in my bra..
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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