i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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