we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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