you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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