Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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