I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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