I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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