super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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