She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
