Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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