You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I deserve this hangover.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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