Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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