Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Randomize
