Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Randomize