Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Someone came in the potted fern
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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