shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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