We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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