shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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