I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
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