Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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