He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
NoShamevember. You game?
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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