You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Every concussion has its silver lining
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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