and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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