JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I would fuck him just for his dog
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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