grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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