okay pat passed out under dana's car
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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